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Japan Wut 98 "Bug Booze!"

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… Matt and DJO discuss bug booze, digital transformation in Japan, and a crazy gaijin rampaging in a Police Station in Japan.

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Show Notes for Ep 98

NEW PRODUCT

Japan’s popular Moonlight brand begins selling broken cookies

EAT THE BUGS

Sake brewing with cricket yeast 

ECONOMY

FOCUS: Yen fall may prove a debilitating blow to Japan, spotlights BOJ

Cosmo investors OK 'poison pill' to prevent takeover

Japan state-backed fund to buy JSR to enhance chip supply chain

Cosmo wins unconventional vote on 'poison pill' against activist

WAR

US to make India into naval logistics hub for Indo-Pac region

Italy brings new warship to Japan during Indo-Pacific tour

Japan deems export of lethal defense equipment feasible: source

TECH

World's 1st 'tooth regrowth' medicine moves toward clinical trials in Japan

LGBTQ

http://dragqueenstoryhour.tokyo/ 

Drag queens read picture books to children in Tokyo [interview]

SGOTW

Researcher at Japan institute denies leaking secrets to Chinese firm

A police officer told a woman, who was berating them in a foreign language, "Go back to China."

It has been revealed that a female police officer at the Higashi Police Station of Fukuoka Prefectural Police made a remark telling a foreign-looking woman, who was suspected of tearing up someone else's lost property report, to "go back to China."

According to the Higashi Police Station, on the afternoon of the 15th, a woman of foreign nationality, believed to be involved, visited the station's counter, stating that she had lost her passport at her home.

When the staff member who handled the case urged her to search her home again, the woman, who had been speaking in Japanese until then, became angry and began berating the staff member in a foreign language. It is reported that she also tore up a lost property report belonging to someone nearby.

Subsequently, a female police officer from another department intervened to mediate the situation, but the argument escalated, and without confirming the woman's nationality, she made the remark, "Go back to China."

The female police officer has expressed remorse, stating that she "became a little emotional." However, the police intend to investigate the incident, including the suspicion of obstructing official duties, regarding the foreign-looking woman who is believed to have torn up the lost property report.

EAT THE BUGS

Sake brewing with cricket yeast 

Japan in Japan

Japan Hopes to Have Nuclear Fuel Cycle Operational by FY24

Japan and the World

G7 ministers meet in Japan to discuss women's empowerment post-COVID

Keidanren to set up committee to help Ukraine with rebuilding

Alleged Tech Leak to China 'Just the Tip of the Iceberg'

SOCIETY 5.0

IMF Announces Single Global Digital Currency in Push to Eliminate Cash

My Number ID system faces further setback with erroneous deliveries

Osaka Expo Announces Theme Weeks with SDGs Focus

COVID

Dr Vanessa Kerry appointed as WHO Director-General Special Envoy for Climate Change and Health

CHINA

In Argentina, US dollars are so scarce that yuan use is at record high


Japan Wut 97 "Eye Care, I Care"

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… Matt discusses Wagyu Beef vending machines, potential phony Chinese car sales, and helpful advances in AI and drone technology being developed in Japan.

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Photos Related to Show 97


China Show’s video on potential EV “Dumping”

Japan Wut 96 "AI Lingerie"

Japan Wut 95 "Air Conditioner Feminists"

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… Matt discusses North Korea joining the WHO, why air conditioners are important for executive equity, more edible bug startups, and how Japanese researchers use AI to find geoglyphs in the Nazca Lines.

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Show 95 Photos

Japan Wut 94 "Gaijin Yakitori"

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… Matt offers advice on gift giving for adults with kids, breaks down the AI industry of investing billions for dumb consumer products loaded with surveillance tech, and discusses a Japanese Parliamentarian who wants to know if his spiraling health condition has anything to do with being triple jabbed.

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Photos Related to Ep. 94

Photos: 1 and 2. New robot in Japan; 3. Japanese politician worried about health and vaccines; 4 and 5. Train-shaped cutlery; 6 and 7. Cocktail designed to not watch smartphone.

Japan Wut 93 "Group of Losers"

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… Matt breaks down the news, positive AI writing, and how the G7 is plagued with losers instead of leaders, while Central Asia seems to be getting their acts together.
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Photos Related to Ep. 93

PHOTOS

  1. 2. Japanese Bug Vending Machine; 3. Ukrainian Leader Zelenskyy in Hiroshima; 4. Chinese Leader and Kazakh Leader at Summit; 5. Illegal Maybe Hairdresser in Japan; 6-7. AI/Digital Twin visualizations; 9. Strange Leg Dryer


Additional art

Japan Wut 92 "Blackhole Rainbows"

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… Matt talks about convenience stores offering beer on tap, foreign recruits in Japan’s Marine Self Defense Forces, The US Ambassador to Japan’s recent foray into LGBTQ politics in Japan, and some words on Chinese Secret Police Stations in Japan.

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Photos Related to Show 92

Photos: 1. Automated Bullet Train Test; 2. Syphilis Charts; 3. My Number Card Sample

Japan Wut 91 "The AI Likes Me"

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… Matt talks about raising kids in challenging times, why AI companies keep showing us crap (see photos) and not the good stuff, and some reasons why NATO is opening up an office in Japan.

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Photos Related To Show 91

Photos: 1) An AI TeleScreen Bot; 2) An automated port in China, 3) WEF, G7, and METI meeting in Japan; 4) Ramen Puzzle; 5) Ramen Puzzle; 6) Kids Fashion in Machida; 7) The Romance Car Excellent Express


Video of AI that supposedly crosses the Uncanny Valley (note: it does not)

Japan Wut 90 "Idiot Regulators"

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… Matt talks about strange influences on the G7’s AI initiatives, new ramen accessories, a train pervert and how lollygagging is probably not the best strategy amid the recent escalations of conflict.

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PHOTOS RELATED TO SHOW 90

  1. Taro Kono “AI ROBOT”, 2-3) Cup Noodle Measuring Cup; 4) Digital Twin Highways Strategy; 5) Startup Tech

Japan WUT 89 "Government GPT"

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… Matt discusses new guidelines that will allow more self-driving trucks and drone deliveries in Japan, how CHAT GPT is making inroads in the Japanese government, and an alleged spy of Chinese origin operating super deep in one of Japan’s security agencies. Frequency expert DJO also files a report on the science behind frequencies and the nature of communication.

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PHOTOS RELATED TO SHOW

  1. Japanese book that contains info about an alleged spy in a Japanese security agency, 2. A same-sex marriage ceremony held in Saitama, 3 & 4. Ninja Desk Products

Japan WUT 88 "Suitcase Shield"

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… Matt discusses a Makita portable microwave, that perhaps the anti-Covid measures have pushed certain men toward extremism, with the attempted assassination of JPM Kishida as well as the uptick in disenfranchised youth mucking about in public restaurants. Other topics include AI surveillance, medicine delivered by drone in Japan’s remote areas and the Bank of Japan’s march toward its Central Bank Digital Currency.

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Photos related to show

  1. DJ running for politics in Japan; 2) and 3) Makita Portable Microwave, 4) Extra info on JPM Kishida’s alleged assassin


Japan WUT 87 "Inheritors of the Phoenix"

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… Matt discusses dumb dumb Pikachu stamps for creepy millenial office workers, think tanker and CIA connected Elbridge Colby's article about Japan and Taiwan in the Nikkei Shimbum, and genetically manipulated radioactive-proof Chinese soldiers (it's NEW!).

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Japan WUT? 86 "Acrylic Screens of Fear"

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… Matt discusses a dumb new sleep aid for lonely folk, explains how to use CHAT GPT to help with established translation practices, more bug-eating weirdos, and DJO sends in a segment about how recording frequencies have changed to suit market (and other) needs.

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Photos related to the show

Photos: 1) Goospy Sleep Aid Product; 2) Bug Eaters; 3) Economic Data; 4) Economic Data; 5) Cover for “AI Super-Powers” by Kai Fu Lee; 6) AI Market Concepts by Kai Fu Lee; 7) AI Market Concepts by Kai Fu Lee; 8) Alleged criminal flips the bird; 9) Bear Meat Vending Machine; 10) Bear Meat Vending Machine [check photos for credits where available]


CHAT GPT SONNET

The translations done, a sloppy disgrace

My eyes ablaze, I fumed with anger and hate

I tore apart the words, the grammar, the pace

And fixed the errors, with a rage that can't abate

I swapped "individual judgment" with "damn personal"

And "many people said" to "the crowd voiced loud"

No more damn vagueness, now sharp as a chisel

I made it crystal, with no chance to be bowed

"Silent food" now screams "eating without a word"

And "acrylic board" as "plastic screen of fear"

I've made these damn changes with a sense of revolt

For translations that lack sense, I shed no tear

No more damn slipshod work to be ever seen

With my fixes, I feel like a goddamn queen.

Japan WUT? 85 "Don't Worry, Panic Panic Panic"

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… Matt discusses a digital product/service for Beyond Millenialism, a new Stupid Gaijin of the Week, delves into some of the worldwide details about a possible upcoming banking crisis and how it might affect those of us in Japan as well as a comparison between Japanese PM Kishida meeting UKrainian PM Zelenskyy vs Putin and Xi’s summit. Strap in. Lots to unpack.

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Transcript


Poem for the Trilateral Commission by Nikkei Staff:
"In secret meetings, you plan and conspire,

To create a new order, of which you aspire.

Your goals are unclear, but some see the end,

As a world government, with you as its friend."


Photos Related to this Episode

Photos: 1) Porno Politician 2) Xi and Putin 3) JPM Kishida and Zelenskyy 4) AI Spinach (Nikkei) 5) Beyond Millenial VTB ad at Shibuya Sta.


Bajalis on Twitter


Kenya Leader Talks about Dollars and Oil



Japan WUT? 84 "Unmasked Unvaxxed"

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… Matt discusses how Pandemic Sakura Cherry Blossoms were better, Laser Weapons in association with Japan’s Weapons Show, and a QAnon-related anti-edible-cricket protest in Tokyo.

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Show Links

Phtos Related to Show

Photo 1: Farting Robot / 2: Laser Weapon Platform / 3: Laser Platform Specs / 4-6: QAnon-related protest against eating crickets / 7: Edible Drone / 8: Japan and Korea Leaders Drink Beer


Tweets about QAnon types protesting cricket-eating


Video Promotion of Raytheon Weapons Platform

Japan WUT? 83 "Overton Pushers"

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… Matt discusses Japanese astronauts on Space-X rockets, Stupid Gaijin of the Week, silkworm sashimi, a Japanese UFO town and intelligence officers who work in think tanks that try to get other countries to edge in favor of the American War Machine.

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Photos Related to Show 83

Japan WUT? 82 "Dead Happy Science"

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… Matt discusses: a poll that says most Japanese plan on wearing a mask forever; despite higher Chinese wages putting off Japanese conglomerates, Chinese exports have been soaring since 2019, and; delves into some of the writings and teachings of the recently deceased leader of the Happy Science religion and political movement.

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Images related to the podcast (Conflate where thy must)

Japan WUT? 81 "The 9 Solfeggio Frequencies"

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… Matt and DJO discuss the 9 Solfeggio Frequencies.

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Japan WUT? 80 "Yes And Money"

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… Matt discusses the Bank of Japan’s plan to test trial a Central Bank Digital Currency, Japan’s part in the push for war in the Taiwan Strait and some pushback on the push to force bugs into the diet of the Japanese people.

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Photo Content related to show

Tweet thread for further insight into the Taiwan Situation

I’m old enough to remember this was a racist conspiracy theory

NO SHIT!

Japan WUT? 79 "Witch Houses"

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… Matt discusses how the recent “spy balloons” are leading to possible amped up Japanese defense measures, the spread of cricket powder consumption in Japan in the guise of culture, and rise of “Witch Houses” throughout the Land of the Rising Sun.

Show Notes

  1. Japan to clear way for SDF to shoot down encroaching balloons (Nikkei)

  2. Japan and Taiwan should share intel on China balloon threat (Japan Times)

  3. Japan’s ‘witch houses’ a sign of a rapidly shrinking population (The Times, archived)

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Mothra Tissue Box Cover


Cricket Powder Use in Japan has been UP

Crickets and UFO Confessions

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